Tonight at the Empty Bottle...EVERYONE GETS LAID. 

two important things you should do this week:
1.) mt.st.helens at the Empty Bottle tomorrow night
9:00pm Doors open
9:30pm Self-Evident
10:30pm Mt. St. Helens
11:30pm Bear Claw

It's gonna be a champagne-jam and we'll be playing a lot of new songs.

2.) BBQB4ROK05
BBQB4ROK05 will be held in the backyard of the Dojo before the Driftless Pony Club / mt.st.helens show at Sylvies on Sunday night. Please come by at around 5pm to enjoy some pre-show drinking, bbq-ing festivities. We will have some meat and beer on hand but probably not enough to satiate the entire WWB crew (seeing as how a lot of you are from Wisconsin). So stop by with a couple of cold ones and get wasted with us before the show. THE BONUS - Sylvie's is a 2 block walk from our apartment.

Erryone is welcome to attend - providing you know where we live. If you don't, take an egg down to West Lakeview Liquors and give it to whomever is working behind the counter. Present it to them and say: "Love lift us up where we belong, Where the eagles cry on a mountain high, Love lift us up where we belong, Far from the world below, Up where the clear winds blow." They should then present you with a small vial of clear liquid. Drink the liquid IMMEDIATELY and follow the bison to Ft. Awesome where you will await hovertrain transportation to the Dojo. But this is important: DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE. And try to keep out of Miller's way.

On Thursday I'll be interviewed by Portland, OR 1190 KEX AM's Michael Desmond, a news radio host doing a special about music relating to mt.st.helens. He found our site on the internet and has booked time for us on Thursday to speak with him via a sattelite connection in a local clear channel studio. He wants to know why we decided on the band name, how the volcano factors into our music (if at all) and if we have any songs about mt.st.helens. I think he might be a bit disappointed to find out that we really don't have any songs about mt.st.helens but there was a song called "Sorry About 1980" - the year of the most disastrous erruption - and that song title also doubles as our publishing moniker. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

confidential to JP: I tipped him off that Jim & Jennie and the Pinetops have a song called "mt.st.helens" on their new record. I told him to contact you at Bloodshot for more info.

If any of you knew....hell if I even knew how many pieces of Eclipse gum I've chewed today...but then again its sugarless and it may even help my teeth....although as the package clearly states "Gum is not a low calorie food". There are 5 calories per serving at two pieces per serving. How is that not low calorie?

W to tha T to tha F.

In other news, Ed Lo is freezing his moustache off at Wrigley Field right now.

WOW! It's amazing how this syncs right up with "Computer Love" by ZAPP!

ahem..."One Kinghtrider Court"....England is a magical place. 

(subnormal summercamp 2004)
Have a look through Pete's "Ever Growing Image Gallery"...if you aint in there then chances are, YOU AINT SHIT.

My god...look at my cat Lulu's tongue.... 

The Coot.  

I'm not mad/I'm a lovely lad/I'll give you the loveliest beating/that you ever had 

But it wasn't all fun... 

T A T E 

Dwarfed by the Tate.... 

Toasting one of the most fantastic cities in the world...and you, lunchblog reader.... 

The view from Peter's flat where we stayed...please notice the London Eye framing Nelson's Column and Big Ben...the most unbelievable flat ever and a fantastic host...having a glass of wine on the balcony at night and admiring the view was amazing... 

Charles breaks it down at the Foundry... 

Our extremely generous, gracious, fantastic friends Peter and Chazzzy Ubling after a Strongroom Burger. 

Hangin round Camden Town.... 

nxtstpuk 

Vegan Bullets

You always have to be prepared for lunch with Brian to go one of two ways...

sometimes it comes out like this...

(shall henceforth be known as the best picture of Bmoss ever)
LUNCHBLOG MUTHAFUKAZ - today me and Brian are going to be fucking the shit out of some lunch, straight up and down. Probably at Sultans...Bmoss only eats veggies...and bullets. Vegan bullets.

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A benevolent swinine. 

But what's at the end of the tunnel? 

closer 

emerging 

This is what my house looks like from space..... 

Definitely in the running for one of the best albums of 2005.
Magnolia Electric Co. - What Comes After The Blues

I'll be CONCERTBLOGGING them at Schubas Saturday night.

ALSO - new mt.st.helens show - Sunday, May 1st
w/driftless pony club, colony of watts @ Sylvies
FREE

AND when I listen to this:

I want to go out in the desert with a bottle of tequila and shoot snakes.