Wednesday, March 30, 2005

LUNCHBLOG ASKS READERS TO PLEASE....


(first...let's all take a moment and pray that policemen stop beating up French people)
Okay, based on the comments LUNCHBLOG has been generating, I'd like to make the following statement:
Brothers and sisters, can we please stop fighting? LUNCHBLOG was founded to bring people together at the table of brotherhood and to celebrate a meal that must be eaten in either 30 minutes or 60 minutes based upon the constraints of your workplace. If you'd like to be on LUNCHBLOG, please send me an e-mail. I don't know everyone's availability and LUNCHBLOG is here to make everyone happy. EVERYONE.
FAQ ADDENDUM -
Q: LUNCHBLOG is here to make EVERYONE happy?
A: Yes.
Q: EVERYONE?
A: Yes.

1 Comments:

Blogger MC High Life said...

Wait, LUNCHBLOG is about actually going to lunch? Once again the wool has been pulled over the eyes of the populace. Oh, how it itches! Will someone not step forth and soothe this ocular discomfort? LUNCHBLOG's olive branch of peace will not prevent these relentless assaults on its character. For the branch has died and the dove bearing it has fallen ill. Misery awaits all who approach its sickened body. Rashes await those who dare handle the branch's leaves. Oily they are and foul is their odor.

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